Deceitful Manipulator

This is the face....

so innocent, so pure, so conniving!
(and eating chalk)
This little fairy with her guiltless looks and sweet smiles is plaguing our home!

She smiles at you as she picks up the cat water, carries it over and pours it out onto the carpet....TWICE!

She giggles as you're chasing her with a "mysterious" piece of food she found in some forgotten corner.

She bats her eyes at you as you walk up to her to eating the cat food.

She cries crocodile tears at she sits in time out for 1 min, as if her arm is getting cut off.

She stares you down at she spits out her drink all over you, running away laughing.

She kisses you profusely as you try to sing her to sleep hoping you'll fall to her charms and change your mind about the nap.

She makes you want to hug her and play when she needs that firm hand of discipline to help her become a good citizen and honest person.

She vexes me.....I am greatly vexed.